Alvin & The Chipmunks is the conservative christian version of the original cartoon. It’s the biggest load of trash and everytime I see an image of the new digital chipmunks, I think about how much I’d like to grab them, slit their throats, stick a poker through their ass and roast them over a fire. Hey Chipmunks, I got a song for you to sing, how about, “Cry Me A River” for how many tears of horror were shed at your return?!

m@rk

I’d like to now elaborate on a bit of this. I actually really enjoyed the style they chose to make the film in, however they butchered the execution of the film. Word puns are fun. I’m so ashamed for having seen it that when I tell people I’ve seen Sky Captain, I say it the same way people say, “I spent a few months in Nam.” 

I guess I didn’t wanna elaborate, I just wanted to bash it more.

m@rk

You’d think that what with being awesome and having tons of sex all the time, I wouldn’t have time to review movies or even go to school for that matter, but I do. Somehow I manage to schedule my time from saving the world to making love to my incredibly-hotter than yours-supermodel scientist girlfriend to write movie reviews. 

Every wednesday all you need to do is just log onto either here or http://www.youtube.com/scenewhorereviews and you can see the latest one. I review all movies, old, new and even ones people don’t admit they like. If you have any suggestions of ones you’d like to see, send them to me and we’ll see if I think they’re worthy of an anal reaming.

m@rk